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The best realistic squirting dildo on the market, now with new improved stage Kum. If you've tried squirting / ejaculating cock dildos before, then you'll know that most of them are, well, underwhelming. Many simply don't work at all. Most squirting cocks don't really...

As if personal sex cams were not already on the rise, the COVID-19 pandemic now has even more boys and girls trying out camming for the first time as they attempt to eek out a living. One of the questions that gets asked a lot by gay and straight guy cam models is how...

With Covid-19 keeping everyone at home, we've decided to launch a second new adult toy to keep you from divorce during these cooped-up times. Last week, we launched our new vibrating rotating dildo. Today, we're launching our new Starter Bondage Kit because frankly...

We were going to call it the COVID-19 dildo cuz it's sick, but that would have been weird. So for now now it's just a vibrating, rotating dildo. We decided to add it to the mix because the Monster Squirting cock dildo was such a huge hit and has become our best...

Did you know that our large 8oz bottle of fake cum is more than twice the size of the 3.3oz small bottle? That means you can use it to refill the small bottle twice. If you use the Mini, the Monster Squirt or the Quick Fire this will save you significant...

The World's Most Powerful Squirting Dildo on Sale!We sell squirting dildos for one reason only. You guys suggested it. And they've become one of our best selling products... Who knew? Evidently, you did, so what else do you want to see? Reply to let us...

In truth, there are many good reasons for using synthetic semen. Perhaps most importantly, fake cum doesn't contain HIV or any other viruses. So getting stage jizz  in your mouth, butt or vagina isn't life threatening. Artificial semen is also the just...

Our new Monster Squirting dildo is from another world. In fact, it squirts such massive loads that we've decided to double the amount that's included. So now, instead of 3.3 oz, you'll receive 6.6 oz. That should fix any short comings, plus double the fun!...

It’s finally arrived! The squirting cock dildo that's a game changer. We’re calling it the “Monster Squirt” and there’s no other ejaculating dick that performs like it. At 9” long and with a circumference of 5.5 inches, it’s a real handful. And it squirts fake cum...

We launched our first squirting dildo just a few months ago and haven't looked back. The KFC ("Kum Filled Cock"), outperformed the other ejaculating cocks on the market, but there were a couple of things we wanted to improve. Now we have an even better dildo, and an...

The best squirting cock dildo could be as simple as an upgrade to the dildo that you already have. Our Quick Fire fake cum shot device launched a couple of months ago. Photographers and POV enthusiasts have had a lot of fun with this synthetic semen applicator - but...

All of the “cum lubes” on the market are just white-colored regular lubricants. They don’t really look like cum. See our recent cum lube review here. How to Make Fake Cum? Well, it's not easy. One of the biggest issues in creating a good synthetic semen is getting the...

Best Cum Lubes For Squirting Dildos - Or Plain Adult Fun! There are lot of personal lubricants out there these days. Probably too many. For our purposes, it will be most interesting to review those that are described as "cum lubes" meaning they are supposed to...

How Squirting Cocks & Ejaculating Dildos Work - A Review   Squirting / ejaculating dick dildos cum with 4 main types of delivery system. This blog will review the available dildo styles, as well as a couple of real life, specific brand examples. We tested one of...

Recently, we launched the new Quick Fire device. Apart from being a great fake cum shooting device, it can also be used as an upgrade kit for syringe-style squirting cock dildos. With that in mind, we decided to release a Magic Money Shot squirting dildo of our own!...

If you're an adult "stills" photographer working on marketing materials, you probably don't need all the tubing that the adult talent require. Similarly, if you're a POV videographer and you're just looking for a "splash scene"  (eg. cum hitting a face) then again,...

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How not NOT to use the Magic Money Shot... This is from a real porn shoot. And although this screenshot was taken from a fairly fast moving scene, at least one person noticed. Busted! Mistakes happen. So here are some tips for using the Magic Money Shot to avoid...

Let Dong "The Schlong" Juan explain... IMPORTANT: The Mini is designed to be used INVERTED. Hold bottle upside down, which should happen naturally, once in place. CHARGING THE SYSTEM It is important that the system is properly “charged” before use. This prefills the...