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Why use fake cum in porn shoots?

In truth, there are many good reasons for using synthetic semen. Perhaps most importantly, fake cum doesn't contain HIV or any other viruses. So getting stage jizz  in your mouth, butt or vagina isn't life threatening. Artificial semen is also the just...

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Upgrade: Extra Cum for the Monster Squirt Dildo

Our new Monster Squirting dildo is from another world. In fact, it uses up so much synthetic semen, just to charge it, we've decided to double the amount that's included. So now, instead of 3.3 oz, you'll receive 6.6 oz. That should fix things, plus it's...

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New Launch: The World’s Most Powerful Squirting Dildo

It’s finally arrived! The squirting cock dildo that's a game changer. We’re calling it the “Monster Squirt” and there’s no other ejaculating dick that performs like it.At 9” long and with a circumference of 5.5 inches, it’s a real handful. And it squirts...

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Best Ejaculating Dildo Just Got Better!

We launched our first squirting dildo just a few months ago and haven't looked back. The KFC ("Kum Filled Cock"), outperformed the other ejaculating cocks on the market, but there were a couple of things we wanted to improve. Now we have an even better dildo, and an...

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Best Squirting Cock Dildo

The best squirting cock dildo could be as simple as an upgrade to the dildo that you already have. Our Quick Fire fake cum shot device launched a couple of months ago. Photographers and POV enthusiasts have had a lot of fun with this synthetic semen applicator - but...

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Synthetic Semen: Our Newest Kum Formula

All of the “cum lubes” on the market are just white-colored regular lubricants. They don’t really look like cum. See our recent cum lube review here. How to Make Fake Cum? Well, it's not easy. One of the biggest issues in creating a good synthetic semen is getting the...

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Cum Shot Malfunctions – Common Problems

Occasionally, we get emails from users who are having trouble operating their fake cum shot device. Sometimes, the device is DOA, but usually, it’s a case of user error - or failure to read the instructions. Here are a couple of the most common problems, along with...

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Best Squirting Dick Dildos 2019

How Squirting Cocks & Ejaculating Dildos Work - A Review Squirting / ejaculating dick dildos cum with 4 main types of delivery system. This blog will review the available dildo styles, as well as a couple of real life, specific brand examples. We tested one of...

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New Release: Ejaculating Dick Dildo Launched

Recently, we launched the new Quick Fire device. Apart from being a great fake cum shooting device, it can also be used as an upgrade kit for syringe-style squirting cock dildos. With that in mind, we decided to release a Magic Money Shot squirting dildo of our own!...

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New Release: “Quick Fire” Device Launched

If you're an adult "stills" photographer working on marketing materials, you probably don't need all the tubing that the adult talent require. Similarly, if you're a POV videographer and you're just looking for a "splash scene"  (eg. cum hitting a face) then again,...

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L.A. Courier Service – Cumming Soon!~

For Delivery, Call: (818) 492-2992 Starts Aug 1, 2018.   It's been suggested a few times now, so we're going to give it a shot. Need that pop shot - like 20 minutes ago? Not happening? Crew on hold? Ordering porn pizza while you wait? We'll have your problem...

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Fake Cum Shot Goes Wrong

How not NOT to use the Magic Money Shot... This is from a real porn shoot. And although this screenshot was taken from a fairly fast moving scene, at least one person noticed. Busted! Mistakes happen. So here are some tips for using the Magic Money Shot to avoid...

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Instructions for Magic Money Shot Mini – Part II

Let Dong "The Schlong" Juan explain... IMPORTANT: The Mini is designed to be used INVERTED. Hold bottle upside down, which should happen naturally, once in place. CHARGING THE SYSTEM It is important that the system is properly “charged” before use. This prefills the...

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Instructions for Magic Money Shot Mini – Part I

Nobody likes reading instructions. We get it. But to make the perfect fake cum shot, there are a couple of things you need to know when it comes to the Magic Money Shot Mini. Firstly, when using the Mini (this does not apply to the "Pro" version) the bottle needs to...

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New SSL Security: Cum With Confidence!

Magic Money Shot orders are processed using SSL security, so you can buy your fake cum with confidence knowing that your information will be encoded and kept safe and secure. Just look for the bright green padlock in the address bar. This is your assurance that your...

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How Many Fake Cum Shots Per Device?

Fake Cum Shots: Our 3 Devices Compared & Explained.   "Which product should I buy? How many shots will I get from each type of device? Should I get a refill just in case?" Great questions, and the answer is: "It all depends." The "Mini" is more for single...

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Magic Money Shot is Patent Pending

Our Magic Money Shot (fake cum shot) device continues to go from strength to strength and is now “Patent Pending.” Our solution to some of the issues surrounding ejaculation is completely novel and we hope that patent protection will allow is to continue developing...

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We Need Your Feedback! (Get 20-100% off your next order)

Perhaps it's the type of business we're in - but we don't get a lot of feedback from our customers. We're growing fast and we're always looking to improve - and we'd love to hear how you like the product. Did the Magic Money Shot work for you? Is our Kum realistic?...

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