It’s finally arrived! The squirting cock dildo that’s a game changer. We’re calling it the “Monster Squirt” and there’s no other ejaculating dick that performs like it.

At 9” long and with a circumference of 5.5 inches, it’s a real handful. And it squirts fake cum like you’ve always wanted.

The original KFC ejaculating dildo continues to be wildly popular, outselling our other products, but the Kum may need to be diluted to get a good squirt. Not a big deal – and it means your bottle of fake semen goes further, since we recommend adding about 20% water to the mix.  No such problem with our the Monster – and if size and a super powerful ejaculation matter…

Our newest, most powerful trigger ever, plus the increased tube circumference of the larger dildo mean that The Monster will squirt thick gobs of cum as far as you’d like, all day long, right out of the box. No need to dilute. Just attach the bottle and let the fun begin. We defy you not to giggle once the cum starts to fly. It’s kind of ridiculous actually – and you’d better have an entire box of tissues to hand.

                                            Monster Squirt dildo

You’ll get about 20 gooey shots from one bottle of Kum, so we’d recommend buying a “Pro” refill when you order, since we know you’re going to get completely carried away once you start firing this big boy. The bigger shots means it will run out more quickly than it’s little KFC brother. (The Pro refill will allow you to fill the 3oz bottle twice more.)

  • Total length (with balls): 9 inches
  • Insertable length: 8 inches
  • Circumference: 5.5 inches
  • Strong suction cup
  • Phthalate free PVC (odorless!)
  • Body Safe Skin
  • Easy Clean
  • 4 oz of Kum (about 20 kum shots)

The Magic Money Shot trigger mechanism is patent pending and is the only squirting dildo that will give you the power and direction that you need. Forget all those hand-held bulbs and syringes, they just don’t deliver. (If you have one you might be able to upgrade it with our kit.)

As always, don’t forget to flush your squirting dildo with water once the fun’s over. This will keep the tubes and valves from getting blocked up with jizz and ensure the dildo ready for your next session.

Here’s where you can find The Monster Squirt Ejaculating Cock Dildo. You can also get it on Amazon. But remember, if you’ve already spent $50 or so the Magic Money Shot site, then you’re probably a VIP member. Just login to our site with your VIP password on the VIP tab at the top of the page to see special member pricing.