Our new Monster Squirting dildo is from another world. In fact, it squirts such massive loads that we’ve decided to double the amount that’s included. So now, instead of 3.3 oz, you’ll receive 6.6 oz. That should fix any short comings, plus double the fun! We’ll send it in two bottles so you can keep one on hand for the next play time.
The Monster Squirt – strawberry flavor shown
In addition, we’ve reduced the price of our KFC squirting cock dildo to just $79 – or $69 if you’re a VIP member. That’s a sweet deal. What’s the difference between these two ejaculating dildos? Easy, the KFC dildo won’t rip you apart like the Monster Squirt will – or cover you in so much thick, creamy cum that you’ll need a Swedish shower just to get it all off. Seriously, don’t use the Monster for anal… unless, you know.
KFC Squirting Cock – It’s Finger Lickin’ good.
If they look the same to you, compare the two triggers and the thickness of the tubing… Here’s what one of our testers looked like, after we were done testing with the Monster Squirt. Yes, we’re kidding, but we think you’ll agree, it’s a great photo. Got Milk?
2020 Update: We no longer stock the KFC squirting cock. The Monster Squirt is the newer, more powerful model. Once we ran out of the KFC we decided to stick with just the Monster.
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