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The best realistic squirting dildo on the market, now with new improved stage Kum.

If you’ve tried squirting / ejaculating cock dildos before, then you’ll know that most of them are, well, underwhelming. Many simply don’t work at all. Most squirting cocks don’t really squirt. They dribble, they’re messy and the fake cum looks, well, fake. Trust me, we ordered most of the ejaculating dildos on the market, then reviewed the best ejaculating dildos while developing our own. When they don’t work, it’s money down the drain and the dildo winds up in the drawer.

So… Want one that actually works? Check out our Monster Squirt dildo. You’re gonna love it.

The Monster Squirt dildo is the only dildo to use a trigger mechanism, and we searched high and low for the most powerful trigger we could find. When your fake cum is as thick and creamy as ours, you need the most powerful of trigger to shoot it.

Next, our stage semen. Our thick creamy “Kum” comes in two flavors: Authentic for those who are looking for something a little salty and a little sweet (just like the real thing) and also strawberry. For those who gag at the very thought of swallowing the real thing. You get two bottles, so you’ll have one in reserve after you waste the first one painting your walls and laughing about it.