Frequently Asked QuestionsPlus the ones you were afraid to ask
Won’t the whole thing look fake?
No! You have probably seen some desperate amateur attempts at faking cum shots, but there have been few serious attempts to design a system that works convincingly – or to formulate a realistic cum product to shoot. Check out this private link – and then tell us if you think it’s fake. This video is set to ‘private’ and is for adult industry eyes only. If you’re in the industry, you’ll know the password, so please don’t email us for it. (It’s the 4 numbers that are designed to keep you out of trouble when it comes to those younger looking models.)
Is it hard to use?
Not at all. Practice for a few minutes before the shoot to get the feel of the squeeze, and you’ll have it just right on the big day. Here’s fake cum shot set up video to show you how easy it really is.
How many cum shots does each batch of Kum provide?
Each Magic Money Shot Mini should provide about 75 individual trigger shots. Boys will be boys and we know you’ll have fun playing with it, but you should find that the amount provided (3.3oz) is enough to easily complete half a dozen scenes - once you’re done squirting each other in the face. The Pro version comes with 7oz and will double the output - and the distance! For more info on this subject, see our fake semen blog post.
How does Kum taste and smell?
We knew you’d go there. We’ve created two flavors: Strawberry, which is nice enough not to gag, but not so tasty that your talent will lap it up like dogs at a drinking bowl. That would be unseemly. The other flavor is Authentic (cum) flavor. Not so tasty. It’s a little sweet, a little salty and a little alkaline. Unless you’re a cum lover, this one might just make you gag. And maybe that's what you're looking for because for reasons we don't understand, it outsells the strawberry 2-1. Yuk.
What is Kum made of?
Kum is a proprietary blend of ingredients, the main one being plant matter. There are no harsh chemicals or cleaning agents; no shampoos, no hand lotions, no coconut body wash, no milk, no cream, Pina Colada! Kum is water soluble, cleans up easily and does not stain clothing or harm equipment. (It’s also low carb, gluten free, does not contain nuts - and no animals were harmed in its production!) Kum is paraben free.
How long does Kum keep for?
Each batch is prepared by hand (seriously, it is) and because it isn’t packed with chemical preservatives, it should be refrigerated when not in use, and used in the first month. Kum can also be frozen. Either way, make sure it’s at room temperature before you use it, as viscosity in liquids is temperature dependent. The colder it is, the thicker the mixture will become.
Is Kum edible?
This is one of the most commonly asked questions we get and it is difficult to answer with a simple “yes” or “no.” While most of the ingredients are food grade, Kum is not a 'food' and was not designed to be consumed.
The data sheet for the main ingredient states that it is non-irritating to eyes and skin, and won’t cause irritation if ingested. It is non-toxic. With that said, everyone is different and ingredients that appear to do no harm to one person, may cause an allergic reaction in another (eg. nuts).
While many of our ingredients are food grade, Magic Money Shot is NOT manufactured at a food-grade-clean setting. Although we take precautions to avoid cross-contamination, there is only so much we can do in a “workshop” environment. We do not encourage the consumption of our products due to the fact that neither the product, nor our facilities are regulated for food-processing.
If consumption accidentally occurs, there are possible side effects that should be considered. If large amounts of Kum are consumed, it is possible that the person ingesting it might experience diarrhea and dehydration.
It is always a good idea to perform a skin test on anyone who is going to come in contact with Kum. Simply apply a small amount onto the person’s skin (away from eyes, ears, and mouth) and allow time to see if an allergic reaction occurs. In the case of an allergic reaction, rinse with warm water for 15-30 minutes.
Kum is designed to be used and discarded after 1 month.
Are Magic Money Shot devices reusable?
Of course! Clean them, look after them and all you’ll need to do is stock up on fresh Kum.
Will our company name be kept confidential?
Absolutely. We don’t even need to know your company name (unless you want to send us a glowing testimonial). Just give us a name, tell us where to ship the kit and consider it done. No one will ever know why you have the best money-shots in town!
Do you offer courier service for emergencies?
YES! Starting August 1, 2018 we will be introducing a trial courier service in the L.A. / San Fernando valley area for producers who need their cum shots faster than a Jimmy John’s sandwich. Call: (818) 492-2992.
Do you ship overseas?
Unfortunately, we cannot ship overseas at this time. The main problem with shipping overseas is that liquid is incredibly heavy for it’s size, and this makes it expensive to mail. It will usually double the cost of the order. There are also additional custom forms that need to be filled out which makes the work prohibitive.
Is the packaging plain and what will my credit card statement say?
Yes, a plain box is used - or USPS priority shipping etc. There is no advertising on the box or label. Return mail address on the label will show Max Huhn Productions. Your credit card statement will also read Max Huhn Productions.
Unfortunately, due to the personal nature of the product and the fact that we recommend it be kept refrigerated, we cannot restock the product once mailed out, which unfortunately means no returns. It's kind of like trying to return a dildo... 'nuff said!~