Frequently Asked Questions
Plus the ones you were afraid to ask
Won’t the whole thing look fake?
You might be surprised. Like all things, there's a trick to it, but if you do it right, no, it doesn't look fake at all. So what's the trick? A little practice that's all. And less is more if you want realism. Keep it real. You also need to get the camera angles right. But when it all comes together in the edit, it's pretty darn good - and it will definitely get you out of a jam!
Are the devices hard to use?
Not at all. Just plug and play. Practice for a few minutes before the shoot to get the feel of the squeeze, and you’ll have it just right on the big day. Use a mixture of short and long shots, and vary them for realism. Remember, less is more - unless you're shooting Bukkake! Check out our YouTube page for some ideas.
How many cum shots does each batch of Kum provide?
Each Money Shot QuickFire should provide about 70 individual trigger shots. Butwe know you’ll waste the first bottle firing it around the room so make sure you have a spare bottle or two. Once you're ready to start, the amount provided (4oz) is enough to easily complete half a dozen scenes. The Pro version comes with 8oz and will double the output - and the distance! For more info on this subject, see our fake semen blog post.
How does Shoot it taste and smell?
It should smell of nothing much - and taste of precum more than sperm - meaning, a little salty, a little sweet. It's hard to get it right when every man is different but we did our best. And we're curious what you think, so let us know. Oh, and you should drink the whole bottle. Just because it's lick-able doesn't mean... you know.
What is Shoot it made of?
Like most lubes, it's basically plant matter, meaning cellulose gum. There are no harsh chemicals or cleaning agents; no shampoos, no hand lotions, no coconut body wash, no milk, no cream, no Pina Colada mix! Shoot it is water soluble, cleans up easily and does not stain clothing. (It’s also low carb, gluten free, paraben free and does not contain nuts - and no animals were harmed in its production!)
How long does Kum keep for?
Each bottle should contain a 'best before' date. Kum can also be frozen. If refrigerated or frozen, make sure it’s at room temperature before you use it, as viscosity in liquids is temperature dependent. The colder it is, the thicker the mixture will become. Once opened, the product should be used within 12 months.
Is Kum edible?
This is one of the most commonly asked questions we get and it is difficult to answer with a simple “yes” or “no.” While most of the ingredients are food grade, Kum is not a 'food' and was not designed to be consumed.
The data sheet for the main ingredient states that it is non-irritating to eyes and skin, and won’t cause irritation if ingested. It is non-toxic. With that said, everyone is different and ingredients that appear to do no harm to one person, may cause an allergic reaction in another (eg. nuts).
While many of our ingredients are food grade, Magic Money Shot is NOT manufactured at a food-grade setting. We do not encourage the consumption of our products due to the fact that neither the product, nor our facilities are regulated for food-processing.
If consumption accidentally occurs, there are possible side effects that should be considered. If large amounts of Kum are consumed, it is possible that the person ingesting it might experience diarrhea and therefore dehydration.
It is always a good idea to perform a skin test on anyone who is going to come in contact with Kum. Simply apply a small amount onto the person’s skin (away from eyes, ears, and mouth) and allow time to see if an allergic reaction occurs. In the case of an allergic reaction, rinse with warm water for 15-30 minutes.
Are Magic Money Shot devices reusable?
Of course! Clean them, look after them and all you’ll need to do is stock up on fresh Shoot it. If you fail to clean it, it WILL clog and won't work, so always flush with warm water after each use.
Will our company name be kept confidential?
Absolutely. We don’t even need to know your company name. Just order, tell us where to ship the kit and consider it done. No one will ever know why you have the best money-shots in town!
Do you ship overseas?
Unfortunately, we cannot ship overseas at this time. The main problem with shipping overseas is that liquid is incredibly heavy for it’s size, and this makes it expensive to mail. It will usually double the cost of the order. There are also additional custom forms that need to be filled out which makes the work prohibitive.
Is the packaging plain and what will my credit card statement say?
Yes, a plain box is used - or USPS priority shipping etc. There is no advertising on the box or label. Return mail address on the label will show Money Shot Magic. Your credit card statement will also read MoneyShot or something similar.
Returns
Unfortunately, due to the personal nature of our products, we cannot restock the product once mailed out, which unfortunately means no returns. It's kind of like trying to return a dildo... 'nuff said! However, we do want you to be 100% satisfied with our product. So if you experience any problems, please email us using the Contact Us page. We don't want you to be unhappy for any reason.