Save Money on Fake Cum

Did you know that our large 8oz bottle of fake cum is more than twice the size of the 3.3oz small bottle? That means you can use it to refill the small bottle twice. If you use the Mini, the Monster Squirt or the Quick Fire this will save you significant money if you...

Black Friday Dildo Sale – Monster Squirt

The World’s Most Powerful Squirting Dildo on Sale!We sell squirting dildos for one reason only. You guys suggested it. And they’ve become one of our best selling products… Who knew? Evidently, you did, so what else do you want to see? Reply to let us...

Why use fake cum in porn shoots?

In truth, there are many good reasons for using synthetic semen. Perhaps most importantly, fake cum doesn’t contain HIV or any other viruses. So getting stage jizz  in your mouth, butt or vagina isn’t life threatening. Artificial semen is also the just...

Upgrade: Extra Cum for the Monster Squirt Dildo

Our new Monster Squirting dildo is from another world. In fact, it squirts such massive loads that we’ve decided to double the amount that’s included. So now, instead of 3.3 oz, you’ll receive 6.6 oz. That should fix any short comings, plus double...

New Launch: The World’s Most Powerful Squirting Dildo

It’s finally arrived! The squirting cock dildo that’s a game changer. We’re calling it the “Monster Squirt” and there’s no other ejaculating dick that performs like it.At 9” long and with a circumference of 5.5 inches, it’s a real handful. And it squirts fake...

Best Ejaculating Dildo Just Got Better!

We launched our first squirting dildo just a few months ago and haven’t looked back. The KFC (“Kum Filled Cock”), outperformed the other ejaculating cocks on the market, but there were a couple of things we wanted to improve. Now we have an even...