Monster Squirt Dildos Now Available on Amazon

  We now have our dildos for sale on Amazon. Because Amazon doesn’t allow for any advertising on “adult” oriented products, they can be almost impossible to find unless you know which category to search. So here are the Amazon links for you. Each link will take...

The Mini and Pro Fake Cum Shot Devices are Back!

  As many of you will know, the Mini and Pro fake cum shot devices have been unavailable for nearly a year now – since supply chains broke down due to Covid. But we finally have good news for 2022. They’re back – new and improved!   1.)...

Dew Serum – Penis Moisturizer

We’re happy to announce a partnership with the brand new Dew Serum for Men. What is it? It’s the premium moisturizer for your penis, perfect for adult film stars and those whose manhood would benefit from some pampering. It’s made with six premium...

Black Squirting Dildo – It’s Arrived!

Monster Squirt Dildo – Now Available in Black   A few of you have asked over the years if we could get the Monster Squirt ejaculating dildo in black. We couldn’t. But we recently heard it was now available in black, so we ordered a bunch. We’re...

Backorders Due to Covid

Well, we were doing pretty well to start with, but as with many businesses, Covid has finally had its way with us. Little by little, we find ourselves unable to get the various parts we need. As a result we are slowly sinking, one squirt at a time. For the squirting...

Best Squirting Dildo with Realistic Cum Included

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