Dear cum-stomers,
We’ve been perfecting the big finish since 2014. Getting the right shade, the right consistency, a trigger that fires on cue. But we kept skipping the bit that comes next: someone has to clean up.
Until now that job went to whatever was closest, like paper towels, a spare T-shirt or the corner of the bedsheet. You deserve better than that, and so does your co-star.
Say hello to Mop it.
It’s a soft, thick white terry facecloth with “Cum Rag” stitched across the front, plus an eggplant and a few splashes in case anyone missed the point. It’s about 14 inches square, so one is enough for the job. Throw it in the wash afterward and it’s ready for the next take. Look in the corner and you’ll find a little MoneyShotMagic.com label, so you know where it came from.
Who it’s for:
- Creators and crews who’d rather not burn through a roll of paper towels or sacrifice socks between scenes
- Couples who want the after-party to be as fun as the main event
- Anyone shopping for a gift with a punchline (it arrives in its own kraft box, ready to hand over)
Add a bottle of Shoot it and you’re covered for the whole scene, from the money shot to the mop-up.
If you’d rather order direct, Mop it is also available at it-cetera.com.
Lights, camera… towel.