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If you search the internet, you can find some interesting recipes for How to Make Fake Cum. Most of them are none too convincing when it comes to adult movie making. Often, they’re just plain dangerous.

We’ve seen all the fake cum recipes on Reddit, with ingredients from shampoo to hand lotion, from coconut body wash to flour or baby powder – even cigarette butts and acetone. And then there are the spermy food stuffs: The cornstarch, the yoghurts, the sour creams, the milk, the egg whites, the thickened and condensed milks, even gums & clays. It seems just about everything’s been tried at some point when it comes to making fake cum recipes.

Depending on what you want to do with your fake sperm, some or all of these artificial semen recipes might work for you. If you’re just looking to play a practical cum joke on a friend, then any of these fake cum methods might just do the trick. But if you’re looking to have some serious fun that involves getting realistic fake semen in your mouth or body cavities, then you might want to avoid the shampoos, detergents and lotions. Not only do they taste pretty foul, but if you swallow these concoctions, or you get those toxic chemicals in your eyes or stomach, you could find yourself in the emergency room.

Cornstarch and arrow root are examples of food stuffs that you can ingest and so these might be a better option for those looking to swallow fake cum. The main problem with these semen recipes, as well as the dairy food based ingredients, is that if women get them in their vaginas, the sugar and yeast can cause nasty infections. And of course eggs can contain salmonella – not a good fake cum ingredient!

Also, food-stuffs without preservatives spoil quickly, so you can’t save them. They will last a while longer in the fridge but they will soon go bad without preservatives. You also can’t freeze most of them. If you do, the internal cells burst and the mixture breaks down when you thaw it. So food items might seem like a safer way to make fake cum but without good preservatives, sickness and/or diarrhea could still result.

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Having fake cum is not only great insurance, but it allows adult movie producers to make several movies – or one movie with several endings – all using the same male model. Meaning, instead of having to have the model all week and cum only once or twice a day, they can make more. Real and fake. Mix and match. With our device and Shoot it product, you can make the same number of movies in a day that it would usually take a week to shoot. Have you heard the expression “time is money”?

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